PASTOR’S COLUMN. Cheri and I have fled a few hurricanes in our time and have known a number of people who have been “inconvenienced” or worse by hurricanes. Reports are that even though it’s been a week or more since Hurricane Isaac passed through, things in Louisiana and elsewhere haven’t returned to normal. I hope these folks haven’t lost their sense of humor. I was reminded of an article I once read titled, “What we learned during our last hurricane.”
- Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a barbecue grill.
- No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don’t work without electricity.
- My car gets 23.21675 miles/gallon. Ask the people who helped me push it the rest of the way.
- Kids can actually survive four days or longer without a videogame.
- Women can actually survive without doing their hair. You just wish you didn’t have to be there to hear about it.
- He who has the biggest generator wins.
- Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators.
- People will get into a line that has formed without having any idea what the line is for.
- My four-year-old daughter says don’t ever hold a cat during a hurricane. -DJ
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