Pastor’s Column. A man was driving along a country road when a rabbit jumped out in front of his car. The man hit it. Being a sensitive animal lover, the man pulled over, examined the dead rabbit, and began to cry.
A woman driving by stopped her car and asked the man why he was crying. “I killed the Easter bunny with my car.”
“Don’t worry,” the woman said. She ran back to her car, pulled out a spray can, walked over to the dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents on him.
The Easter bunny immediately jumped up, waved its paw at the two of them, and hopped off down the road. Then the bunny stopped, turned around, and waved again. He stopped and waved several more times before he disappeared out of sight.
The astonished man asked the woman, “What’s in the can that you sprayed on the Easter bunny?”
The woman showed the man the label on the can. It said, “Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave.
(It wouldn’t have worked had the woman known how to spell.) -DJ
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