Hot off the Press! The “Top 10 Politically Correct Christmas Songs”:
10) “Chestnuts Roasting on an Environmentally Friendly Fuel Source”
9) “Rudolph, the Endangered Species”
8) “We Three Politically Oppressive Patriarchal Kings”
7) “Rocking Around the Recycled, Flame-Retardant, Artificial Christmas Tree”
6) “All I Want for Christmas is a Dental Plan”
5) “Frosty the Snowperson”
4) “I Saw Mommy Suing Santa for Sexual Harassment”
3) “O Little Town of Bethle
2) “I’ll Be Home for Ramadan, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Fill-in-the-Blank”
1) “We Wish You a Non-Sectarian Holiday ”
Unfortunately, Christmas Eve and Christmas plans were made prior to the publication of the above list, and none of these will be sung at these services. Sorry. - DJ
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