Most of our college students have finished up the spring term and filled out a survey, “How Would The Bible Be Different If It Had Been Written By College Students?” Below are the top ten differences:
#10. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning – cold.
#9. The Ten Commandments would be only Five, double-spaced, large font.
#8. Rarely would there be a new edition of the Bible. This way, students could
always find a cheaper used copy.
#7. The Forbidden Fruit was eaten simply because it wasn’t cafeteria food.
#6. The Letter to the Romans would become e-mail, congregation@Rome.org.
#5. The reason Cain killed Abel? They were roommates.
#4. The place where the end of the world occurs? Finals, not Armageddon.
#3. No mules, just mountain bikes.
#2. The reason Moses and his followers walked in the desert for 40 years? They
didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
#1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, God
would have put it off until the night before it was due and pull an all- nighter.
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